Andrea and Megan

well ive been waiting, waiting here so long
but thinking nothing, nothing could go wrong

now i know
she has a built in ability
to take everything she sees
and now it seems im falling, falling for her.

she seems to have an invisible touch yeah
she reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart
she seems to have an invisible touch yeah
it takes control and slowly tears you apart.

well i dont really know her, i only know her name
But she crawls under your skin, youre never quite the same, and now i
Know
Shes got something you just cant trust
Its something mysterious
And now it seems Im falling, falling for her.

She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
It takes control and slowly tears you apart.

She dont like losing, to her its still a game
And though she will mess up your life,
Youll want her just the same, and now I know
She has a built in ability
To take everything she sees
And now it seems Ive fallen, fallen for her.

She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
She reaches in, and grabs right hold of your heart
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
It takes control and slowly tears you apart.

She seems to have an invisible touch…

In other news:

The killer tomatoes may have claimed another…and this time they struck close to home. In our office no less. We tried to warn her, but the lure of the chopped salad was just too much. Stomach cramps, nausea, fatigue, dizziness- all calling cards of the red devil. We will keep you posted.

The way to our hearts...

anyone who knows us, knows that we have one true soft spot. actually it’s more like kryptonite. SAMPLES. we love samples in all forms, but especially edible ones-usually pilfered from the whole foods bulk bins. So we were quite smitten today when RAOUL our Mexican health food-juice guru smoothie maker presented us with a small offering of love in a miniature plastic cup. His brother had already tried to win our hearts with weird plastic charms…but RAOUL knew better. He would preface his invitation to be his girlfriends with fried rice and seitan. “What day can we go dance?” “When do you get out of work?” “Where do you live?” These normally offputting questions were strangely endearing while indulging in his vegan delicacy. And while we don’t see ourselves falling in love with RAOUL anytime soon, that man makes a delicious smoothie.

needs

i need you because you take the time to read things twice. i need you because you know what i am saying before i say it. i need you because you dont punch me when i interupt you. i need you because you wear spandex. i need you because you cry at the bachelorette. i need you because you have the best intentions. i need you because you are the chaser, and because you arent afraid of the shot. because even when you hated it, or hated that you felt you depended me, you didnt run away, you didnt back out of it. because we had those discussions in puerto rico.i need you because you run marathons. because you google menus. because you could eat the same thing every day. i need you because you’re honest. i need you because you’re great. i need you because you’re the thinker. i need you because you’re so funny sometimes i cannot even breathe. i need you because you get It. i need you because you go to the store and you actually think about buying two, one for me, one for you, no questions asked. i need you because you remember what flavor of gatorade i drink. i need you because when i am sick, you still text and ask if i need anything. i need you because you tell me what is right, even if i dont want to hear it. because you love marthas vineyard. because you stole videos from the needle’s house when you were drunk and mad and delivered them at 5 am the next day with a ribbon. because you leave me disney cards that play music. because you are the best friend, business partner, roommate ive ever had. because you always know what the key ingredient is to melt everyones heart. because you are so stunning and beautiful and smart and amazing and you accept it and own it and love it.  i need you because i thought it could do everything alone, but after i met you i realized i couldnt.

I won’t run because you force me to stand on my own two feet. To make decisions even when I don’t want to. Because when I am honest, you don’t flinch. Because you have better taste in music than I do. Because you stand in the kitchen and eat an entire box of cereal with me. Because you’re not afraid to fall in love. Because you are honest with those you care about. Because the intentions are always right, even if the execution is sometimes hard to swallow. Because you wrote a letter to George Bush Sr when you were in second grade. Because I think it genuinely bothered you when you weren’t Starbucks customer of the week. Because you can’t remember to pay your bills. Because you see things in people they don’t see in themselves. Because you would sit in a park in the freezing cold on your birthday. Because every time you play a hand you are going to bet it all, even if its scary, even if it hurts…knowing that if you loose, you will loose it all but if you win the reward will be bigger than you ever could have thought possible.

Dreamweaver: Patrick Bateman

anyone with a longer beauty routine than ours deserves to be a dreamweaver.