At the airport.
Andrea: This is not my jacket. Someone seems to have switched my denim jacket with this other knock-off variety. I am freaking out.
Security: Ma'am that is impossible. Please calm down.
Andrea: This is NOT my jacket. Ask my roommate, go find her. Her name is Megan and she is BLONDE.
Security locates Megan at the gates, casually consuming some modest raisins and nuts and brings her to the front.
Security: Is this her denim jacket?
Megan: No, that is not. She wears a Marc by Marc Jacobs jacket. It has a higher neckline, some gold buttons, it's a completely different jacket.
Andrea: Can you watch the tape? Is there a video in here you could watch and see who has it?
Security: Ma'am have you been... partying? Look what you're wearing. You're wearing a prom dress and two pairs of sunglasses on your head. What did you have to drink last night?
Andrea: I might have had a glass of champagne.
Security: Ma'am where is your boarding pass?
Andrea: I don't know, I'm just so distraught. I am so distraught I have misplaced my boarding pass.
Apr 7th