Feb
11th
Mon
11th
hi andrea! dazzle us with some gem? wow us? are you serious? fyi, “tough guy” doesn’t necessarily equal “needy dumb ass.” i tell you what - to make things equitable, why don’t you send me some racy pics of you and megan, you know, something hot and juicy to share around the office, and to return the favor i’ll gladly send you the sweetest most precious valentine’s gift you’ve ever gotten :) deal?
— an upset fan. Apparently the word “gem” holds many meanings and our little Vday contest is not a hit among said fans (we just meant a nice gesture! we like sugarfree gum and also asparagus and high heels)
