21st
RE: Customer of the week
Dear North Avenue/Damen Starbucks,
There are some that dream of fame, fortune and celebrity-we however dream of one thing: To be the Starbucks customer of the week.
When it comes to soy topped tea toddies, you’re the obvious go-to. We simply can’t get enough, visiting upwards of 2-6 times per day, every single day. Others may save their money for furniture. A tropical vacation? A new dress? No thank you. We’ll take a hot venti Refresh or Chai tea.
Your employees know our smiling faces and most importantly…. our order. We aren’t your ordinary customer. We’re roommates, friends, full-time editors and have been profiled in national publications (see page 20 of March’s Men Journal for our latest feature, and a pic!) But while we might be visionaries/ingénues there’s nothing that makes us happier than standing at the bar waiting for our steaming cups to be called. Did we mention we also love endangered species? Please therefore consider us for the award of customer of the week; not only will it make us feel validated as people but also further our goal of saving species like the snow leopard from extinction. So do the right thing.
Sincerely
Andrea Renee and Megan Eli (our new celebrity names)
