Andrea and Megan

At the airport.

• Andrea: This is not my jacket. Someone seems to have switched my denim jacket with this other knock-off variety. I am freaking out.
• Security: Ma'am that is impossible. Please calm down.
• Andrea: This is NOT my jacket. Ask my roommate, go find her. Her name is Megan and she is BLONDE.
• Security locates Megan at the gates, casually consuming some modest raisins and nuts and brings her to the front.
• Security: Is this her denim jacket?
• Megan: No, that is not. She wears a Marc by Marc Jacobs jacket. It has a higher neckline, some gold buttons, it's a completely different jacket.
• Andrea: Can you watch the tape? Is there a video in here you could watch and see who has it?
• Security: Ma'am have you been... partying? Look what you're wearing. You're wearing a prom dress and two pairs of sunglasses on your head. What did you have to drink last night?
• Andrea: I might have had a glass of champagne.
• Security: Ma'am where is your boarding pass?
• Andrea: I don't know, I'm just so distraught. I am so distraught I have misplaced my boarding pass.